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OLIVIA (to FITZ): I am not a toy you can play with when you’re bored or lonely or horny! I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie! I am not a fantasy! If you want me, earn me! Until then, we are done.
— Zahir McGhee, “A Woman Scorned” (Season 2, Episode 20), Scandal
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*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
This is why Ravenclaws need wingmen. So instead of having a designated driver, they have a designated riddle-answerer.
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